At Silly Sing-O-Gram, I specialize in turning frowns upside down with my hilariously off-key singing telegrams and exceptionally awkward dance skills!

Need a birthday serenade for a coworker or loved one? Basically, if you need a reason to laugh so hard you snort, I'm your person? I've got you covered. Anniversary a little flat? I'll inject some off-tune cheer guaranteed to make your spouse both laugh and cringe (in a good way, I promise... mostly).

I'm not your average singing telegram company. I'm the off-key Queen, outrageously dressed antidote to the snoozefest that is most business meetings.

Need to celebrate a coworker's promotion (or poke fun at their terrible puns)? I've got you covered. My totally out-of-tune performance will arrive in a ridiculous costume of your choice to deliver a hilarious (and slightly embarrassing) performance guaranteed to break the ice (or at least make everyone forget about that spreadsheet).

But wait, there's more! I offer Business Meeting Crashing too! Tired of Boring Business as Usual? Imagine the look on your coworker's face when a giant singing Woopie Cushion Costume bursts in, belting out a butchered version of "Push It".  

**Warning: I highly recommend getting clearance from the office buzzkill before unleashing my musical mayhem.** (unless you enjoy a good chase scene). 

Can't be there in person? No sweat! I offer hilarious video telegrams delivered straight to your loved one's phone (assuming they haven't blocked spam calls... just sayin').

So ditch the boring and embrace the bizarre! Silly Sing-O-Gram delivers guaranteed giggles (and maybe a few horrified gasps) throughout Central Florida, the Space Coast, and beyond!

P.S. I also do hospitals, schools, assisted living facilities and pretty much anywhere that doesn't involve immediate arrest. 

The Complete Costume Collection 

**Please Note that some costumes are SEASONAL only**

Magazine Articles I was featured in:

Orlando Voyager: Rising Stars: Local Stories July 30, 2024, Edition

CanvasRebel: Hidden Gems: Stories & Insights October 31, 2024, Edition

Pricing Information & Hours of Operation

In Person Singing Telegrams - Pricing*

     * $60 for local, up to 10 miles 

     * $75 for 11-20 miles

     * $115 for 21-45 miles 

     * $150 for 46-60 miles 

     * $200 for 61-90 miles 

     * $300 for 91-115 miles 

(Mileage rates for locations from Zip Code 34771 Saint Cloud, Florida and/or if Toll Road Rates apply. Google Maps is what mileage app I reference)

*This includes 1-2 lyrics of a song and/or a mashup of songs modified for the recipient to be silly, Costumed Character from the Costume Collection and will also include Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary or Congratulations Song to end the performance.

 **Performances may or may not last 5 mins. and no more than 15 mins max.**

Video Singing Telegrams - Pricing $25*

I offer hilarious video telegrams delivered straight to your loved one's phone (assuming they haven't blocked spam calls... just sayin').

*This includes 1-2 lyrics of a song and/or a mashup of songs modified for the recipient to be silly, Costumed Character from the Costume Collection and will also include Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary or Congratulations Song to end the performance.

 **Performances may or may not last 5 mins. and no more than 15 mins max.**

Free Pricing Quotes available on GigSalad  just click the link at the top of the page and it will take you directly to my GigSalad Page for a Free No Obligation Quote.

Hours of Operation for Singing Telegram Shenanigans 

By appointment ONLY hours scheduled as below 

(April - September)

Monday - Friday 5:30 pm - 7:30 pm** 

Saturday - Sunday 9:00 am - 8:00 pm** 

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(October - March)

Monday- Friday CLOSED **

Saturday - Sunday 9:00 am - 5:30 pm**

 **Travel time and/or special requests outside of these hours are subject to additional fees**